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yo dudes,

i havent been updating too much, my b. but me and goose have been obliterating the long island up scene, consistently connecting for eye popping goals and sky d's. i haevnt been doing too much other working out, but i've defintely been staying in shape playing some decent ultimate ~3x a week.

last monday we played in the ghetto. the real ghetto, not the ghetto you pussies from delaware are thinking of. anyway, it was pretty good. it was windy and cold, perfect conditions to improve as a player. goose and i both played very well after a bit of a shaky start. goose was a rock as always handling with some of the big boys. i did some handling in the windy zone with aggressive cuppers, and i was very happy with the way i played when handling, slicing through the cup and wind like i was hot sauce. a ridiculous keegan lay out D changes the game and the white team (my team) pwns on a long universe point as keegan jukes some noob outta his shorts for a goal to the front cone. game!

-kee"definitely worked out my bladder last night as i finagled my way into a top shelf liquor party.... for free. made out with this chick cause she though i wrote childrens books. told her i wrote a book about words you can make with a calculator, cause it combined my love for both math and children. when she asked what publisher i went through (seriously, she asked this at a new years eve party) i ignored the question and started making out. IN THE FAAAAAACE." gan